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Monday, September 26
Wedding Day-Mastercard Style
Watch movie (if I can get it to work!)..tis quite different than my entry in writing...which is something I would do, under the same circumstances! (if not I can email you the movie)
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity.It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thankhis new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyonea special gift just from him.So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired aprivate detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a coupleof minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade as if nothing were wrong.His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members &friends........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating theoccasion....................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations inMaui.................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the bridehumping the best man........................................Priceless.There are some things money can't buy,for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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